when i'm the mayor of toronto...

i'm going to ship this city into shape - one great idea at a time.

Thursday, July 13, 2006


New Venice. Posted by Picasa

i'll change the name of Toronto to New Venice.

how about getting rid of all cars in the downtown core and slow the pace of day to day life by putting in some canals and naming Toronto 'New Venice'? yep. now, the whole downtown can't be canals... but i wouldn't mind tearing up Queen St. West, College, Dupont, and maybe some sections of King. could you imagine Spadina as a floating market? i could. i was thinking the canals could also create some dams... we could make our own electricity. i was thinking we could flood all of North York... in the areas that aren't canals, we'll have some streetcars, but mostly walking markets and beer gardens free of cars and only open to bikes and HORSES. - more to come on horses.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006


like bread and butter. Posted by Picasa

I'm going to give Castle Loma to Prince.

Think about the tourism this will create... Toronto will have it's very own royalty. He'll carpet it purple. He'll hold concerts there. Maybe he'll buy llamas off of Michael and open a petting zoo. Think about it.